A Day in the Life.

9:06-Mitch wakes up to a text telling him to text his girlfriend. Mitch calls girlfriend and she sadly does not pick up, apparently she is mysteriously asleep. Mitch falls asleep, hoping to contact his girlfriend in the dream world. He is unsuccessful.

10:32-Mitch wakes up again, determined to contact his girlfriend. He calls her, only to find out that it was all a mix-up, she thought he was trying to contact her in the first place. Mitch, once again, falls asleep.

11:00-Mitch wakes up for the third time and trudges downstairs. He decides he is going to beat Spider-man 2 (a 6 year old Gamecube game) in one sitting.

12:45-Unfortunately, Nature bitch slaps his attempt with its ultimate weapon, hunger.

12:50-Mitch goes to Wendy's

1:15-Mitch decides to try and get all 1000 Achievement Points for Rock Band 2.

1:30-Mitch discovers that Rock Band 2 is not a single player experience. He heads upstairs to have a bath, to drown his boredom with hot water and Peggle.

1:42-Mitch almost drops iPod Touch in water and decides to leave Peggle for another time. He reclines in silence.

2:00-Mitch goes downstairs, ready to tackle Mysterio's alien army, when Nintendo's greatest weapon attacks, the corrupted save file.

3:00-Mitch discovers that there is in fact "Classic" Dr. Phil episodes. As it turns out they follow the exact same pattern as regular Dr. Phil's, in fact they feature less audience careitude than the regular ones, which is saying something.

3:05-Mitch prepares for work...3 hours early.

My blog fails like 90% of the people on Wipeout

For those of you who do not understand the reference I have made in the title, search your tv listings right now! Wipeout might be the least intelligent show on television right now, but it never fails to make me laugh. What doesn't make me laugh is the price of Apple products. I recently came into a little bit of money due to my graduation from school. I decided to get a Macbook Pro. As it turns out Apple assrapes you with their prices worse than the inmate from American History X (again a must watch...albeit for slightly different reasons). Now I realize that everyone wants to buy a Mac (it's cause that John Hodgeman is so darn funny), but you'd think that Apple would put their prices within at least a thousand dollars of a competitor. Sadly this is not the case and I'm going to have to wait to type on my Macbook Pro till a chilly November night. I'm just a sucker for a good "Windows sucks" joke I guess.